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Prince Harry roasted at Critics Choice Awards: ‘Enough already’
The Critics Choice Awards 2023 was hosted by Chelsea Handler and it was filled with juicy jabs at famous folks including Prince Harry, James Corden and Kanye West.
The stand-up comedian took a dig at the Duke of Sussex and his new memoir “Spare”, especially the revelation that he suffered from a frostbitten penis while serving as the best man at his brother Prince William’s 2011 wedding.
“Niecy Nash-Betts is nominated for ‘Dahmer.’ ‘Dahmer’ became the third-highest-viewed show on Netflix, with a combined watch time of 1 billion hours,” Handler said on stage.
“Which, apparently, is the same amount of time we’re going to have to listen to Prince Harry talk about his frostbitten penis. Enough already.”
The “Chelsea Lately” alum also joked about James Corden’s brief ban from Balthazar restaurant last year when the “Late Late Show” host allegedly berated a server over an order of eggs.
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“They showed us how grueling and how absolutely miserable working in the restaurant industry can be — and they didn’t even have to wait on James Corden,” she said.
Handler also made reference to the 2021 headlines surrounding the reportedly “toxic” work environment at “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.”
“In the movie ‘Tár,’ Cate [Blanchett] portrayed an iconic lesbian whose career is affected by her toxic behavior. And she didn’t even have to host her own daytime talk show,” she said.
The comedian also shared her take on West’s recent anti-Semitic rants, which included the trope about Jews controlling Hollywood.
“We’ve all heard a lot of nonsense recently about Jews running Hollywood. And I would like to say, as a Jewish woman, so what if they do? Who cares? The French run bakeries, Italians run the Mafia and Swedish people run IKEA.”
At the end of her monologue, Handler took a shot at Congress.
“It’s an honor to be here tonight to have all of you celebrate the brilliant results of all of your hard work, your talent and your dedication this past year,” she told the star-studded audience.
“You have entertained us, you have moved us, enlightened us, and for the first time, Congress is more dysfunctional than Hollywood. It even has more sex offenders, so we already won.”
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