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John Mayer dishes on “crazy sex” with Jessica Simpson

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Updated on July 6, 2023

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John Mayer, an American artist, has spoken up about his sex life with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson, claiming that she was “crazy” in bed.

UsMagazine obtained a sneak peek at the March edition of Playboy magazine, in which the singer kisses and discusses his high-profile relationship with Simpson.

He calls 29-year-old Simpson, who he dated from 2006 to 2007, “a drug.”

“And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me.”

“Sexually, it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f**kin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my s**t just to keep f**king you.'”

“Interesting day so far… hmm… at least I am boxing two-a-days this week,” Jessica wrote on her Twitter page Wednesday, evidently taken aback by the disclosures. Mayer addressed his year-long romance with Jennifer Aniston AGAIN in the interview, which appears in the March edition of Playboy, stating, “Have you ever loved somebody, loved her completely, but had to end the relationship for life reasons?” This comes after John sparked outrage earlier this week when he used the N-word on his Twitter page. “I’m done being clever, I just wanna go back to playing my guitar,” the Grammy winner said yesterday night onstage at a concert in Nashville, Tennessee, as tears welled up in his eyes.

Mayer also disputed that their breakup last year was caused by her Twitter fixation.

He explains, “There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.'”

Mayer admits to remaining active between the sheets since becoming single, despite his ill-fated relationships.

“I’m going to say four or five. No more,” he says modestly. “But even if I said 12, that’s a reasonable number. So is 15. Here’s the thing: I get less a– now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.”

He admits he is hesitant to settle down these days.

“I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it,” he says. “If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me.”