Spotify has ended its multi-million pound deal with the Duke and Duchess of Self-Pity, Harry and Meghan, to make their short-lived radio series.

The couple have been dumped by mutual agreement, leaving fans disappointed.

Many had hoped to hear more about their lavish lifestyle in their Montecito mansion with 16 toilets, and their struggles to maintain privacy while publicizing their next Netflix show or latest book.

The cancellation of the Spotify deal comes as no surprise to some, as the couple’s endless attacks on the royal family, the British press, and Harry’s country of birth have resulted in diminishing returns.

Even the American public is turning their back on them.

It seems that their business model, based on moaning about their privileged lives, is unlikely to succeed.

The couple’s soap opera has run out of storylines, and there will be no more books, Netflix series, or podcasts.

The British public has long ago fallen out of love with this indulgent pair of crybabies.

The Sun newspaper revealed today that Harry’s ridiculous legal action against the Home Office for the right to pay for royal protection will likely cost British taxpayers a million pounds in legal fees.

This professional victim wants to slag off the monarchy but keep its perks, including those royal titles which represent an institution that apparently he hates so much.

This sorry saga is a tale of two brothers, William and Harry.

William devotes his life to public duty, while Harry takes away.

The brand is in free fall, the business model is collapsing, and soon Harry could be back in the UK with his tail between his legs.

After a pandemic, an economic crisis, and three prime ministers in a year, have we not suffered enough?

Spotify should hang their heads in shame for cancelling this deal.

How can they not support this angelic couple, the two greatest human beings in the world, who give the Dalai Lama a run for his money?

These global and empathetic leaders who speak so movingly about climate change as they dart around the world in a private jet.

How can they not support Harry, a man who decided to leave the royal family but still wants royal protection?

Of course he does.

How can they not support Meghan, a true humanitarian who has dumped anyone of no further use to her, including her own father, giving her a loving childhood, paying for her acting lessons?

He had it coming.

There’s a pattern emerging here, folks.

The couple’s endless hot air has resulted in their own cancellation.

They’ve sold everything they can think of, including their souls, and now they’re paying the price.

Despite this, we wish Harry and Meghan all the best for the future.

They’ve got two lovely kids, and we hope they can be happy and make something of their lives.

In conclusion, Spotify’s decision to end the deal with the Duke and Duchess of Self-Pity is a clear indication that the world is getting tired of Woco Mono Meghan Markle and gloomy Prince Harry, the world’s least happy millionaire.

They have ultimately canceled themselves by canceling everyone around them.