Just when we thought Meghan Markle had taken a step back from the public eye, she made a splash at Oprah Winfrey’s latest book club gathering.

This event, held at Oprah’s new bookstore in Somerland, California, was supposed to celebrate literature.

But let’s be real—who actually goes to a book event to talk about books?

The buzz quickly shifted to Meghan and her relentless quest for relevance, reminding us all that she’s still very much in the game.

Rumors had circulated that Oprah distanced herself from Meghan after their controversial 2021 interview, which sent shockwaves through the British monarchy.

Yet, there she was, making a surprise appearance alongside the media mogul.

Critics were left scratching their heads, questioning why Oprah would invite someone whose public speaking skills are often likened to the depth of a motivational poster.

Adding fuel to the fire, Prince Harry’s memoir, “Spare,” was prominently displayed at the bookstore.

This book has stirred up more drama than an entire season of “The Real Housewives.”

Was it mere coincidence?

Not a chance.

It seemed like another well-calibrated PR move by the Sussexes, using the literary world as a chess piece in their ongoing public relations strategy.

Because nothing says great literature quite like a constant stream of victim narratives.

The evening wasn’t solely focused on Meghan’s speech—or whatever you might call it.

The real spectacle unfolded when she was spotted sending flirtatious glances toward Victoria Jackson’s husband.

Flirting with someone else’s partner?

Bold move, Meghan.

And let’s not forget her choice of attire, which featured her signature shoulder-baring style.

Who advised her that this look was a winner?

While she may feel confident in it, opinions vary widely.

Turning back to her speech, if we can even label it as such, a recent poll by the Daily Mail found that a staggering 87% of respondents believed Meghan lacks speaking prowess.

Yet, public opinion hasn’t deterred her from grabbing the mic and delivering her usual vague platitudes.

Oprah’s continued support suggests that in Hollywood, it’s not just about what you say; it’s heavily influenced by who you know.

During her time at the event, Meghan proclaimed that she’s embarking on a “chapter of joy” in her life.

This announcement came just before the anniversary of Queen Elizabeth’s passing.

A respectful tribute?

Not quite.

Instead of a moment of reflection, Meghan seized the opportunity to command attention at a small gathering, seemingly plotting her next headline-making move while the world remembers a figure of immense respect.

Critics have long suggested that Meghan’s connections with Hollywood elites are more transactional than genuine.

Her presence at Oprah’s event feels like yet another installment in her ongoing saga of trying to prove her relevance.

Surrounded by spiritual leaders and astrology experts, she somehow managed to make herself the focal point—not for her eloquence, but for her uncanny knack for turning any public setting into the “Meghan Show.”

So, what’s the takeaway from this latest chapter?

Meghan Markle’s return to Oprah’s sphere was less about celebrating literature and more about her insatiable need for the spotlight.

If this event demonstrated anything, it’s that regardless of public opinion, she always finds a way to bounce back, shoulders bared and flirting unabashedly.

In the end, it’s hard to ignore the feeling that this was just another calculated move in Meghan’s playbook.

With every appearance, she continues to weave herself into the fabric of public discourse, proving that she’s not going away anytime soon.