The much-anticipated Columbia tour of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle has taken a nosedive, surprising even the most cynical observers.

What was meant to be a glamorous showcase of their global influence has devolved into an awkward display marked by empty seats and cringeworthy moments.

The tour kicked off with Meghan addressing the Responsible Digital Future Summit, organized by the Archul Foundation in collaboration with the Vice President’s office of Columbia and Illuminate.

It had all the hallmarks of a high-profile event, but one glaring issue stood out—an almost nonexistent audience.

In her speech, Meghan implored online trolls to reflect on the values imparted by their parents or grandparents before unleashing hurtful comments online.

While the message was commendable, it seemed to resonate with very few, as the sparse turnout spoke volumes.

Things only worsened when it became evident that Meghan struggled with her Spanish, a crucial skill in a predominantly Spanish-speaking country.

The handful of attendees present seemed to question their decision to attend, surrounded by a sea of empty chairs that echoed their disappointment.

You might think they would pull out all the stops to boost attendance for subsequent events after such a lackluster start, but that was not the case.

Speculation arose that the couple might have resorted to hiring a crowd, reminiscent of their Nigeria tour, where enthusiastic supporters seemingly materialized out of thin air.

However, in Columbia, it appeared that even the option of renting a crowd was off the table, leaving the Duke and Duchess to face the stark reality of their dwindling appeal.

The next event followed suit, taking place in a venue with limited seating, perhaps a subtle acknowledgment of the anticipated turnout.

The idea that anyone would willingly endure the scorching sun just to hear Harry and Meghan speak felt almost absurd.

As expected, the crowd remained disappointingly small.

To add to the couple’s woes, the tour was riddled with personal embarrassments.

Meghan was spotted with noticeable sweat stains—a minor detail, yet one that the media eagerly seized upon.

Meanwhile, Harry’s thinning hair has become increasingly hard to overlook, contributing to the image of a couple whose once-glorious status is now a distant memory.

The stark contrast between their current circumstances and their former lifestyle could not be more pronounced.

Perhaps the most ludicrous aspect of this entire saga is the overwhelming security presence accompanying them.

Despite the lack of crowds, reports indicate that over 3,000 security personnel, including military forces, were deployed.

The sight of heavily armed guards standing watch over empty venues was almost comical, serving as a poignant metaphor for the futility of the entire venture.

One can’t help but question the rationale behind such extensive security measures when there were virtually no threats to mitigate.

In the end, the Royal Columbian Tour has accomplished one significant feat—it has firmly established Harry and Meghan as figures of diminishing relevance.

Their efforts to maintain a spotlight only serve to underscore how far they have fallen.

This tour has made it painfully clear that the Sussexes are no longer the captivating personalities they once were.