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Conyo man, I can hear it.

The phone keeps ringing incessantly.

Can’t you hear it?

I can definitely hear it.

This guy calls me every hour, 15 times.

It’s driving me crazy.

I don’t know why.

Let me tell you, I’ll answer the phone for one reason only – to prevent my battery from dying.

But I really don’t want to talk to this guy.

He’s really getting on my nerves.

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Everyone, please step back and stop talking for a moment.

Hello?

Not you.

It’s Conyo, man.

Well, if it isn’t the Prince himself.

To what do I owe this great honor, Your Highness?

No, not you.

What’s going on?

Seriously, man?

What’s happening?

Let me tell you what’s happening.

You’ve been calling me 15 times an hour.

You’re draining my battery, and I don’t have a charger with me.

That’s the issue here.

Don’t you think Nacho needs a break?

No, you only think about yourself and those two girls.

That’s all you care about.

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Before we discuss your problems, let’s talk about Nacho for a moment.

You can’t keep calling me 15 times an hour.

It’s not going to work.

And all your problems are because of you.

You’re the reason for your own problems.

But before we delve into that, I need to know something.

Listen, man, don’t you dare mess with Nacho.

I know things, things you don’t want anyone to know.

I know things about you and your girl.

So let’s make that clear.

If you have something to say, say it.

Otherwise, answer my question.

Are you recording this conversation?

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That’s the first question.

Are you recording this?

Not you, Nacho.

I’m not recording it.

No, my boss isn’t recording anything either.

Speaking of which, who is your boss?

Is it your girl?

Is she the one calling the shots?

No, she’s not with me right now, Nacho.

She’s not recording anything.

Are you on your cell phone?

Yes, I’m on my cell phone, Nacho.

Now, before we proceed, I have some questions for you.

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Tell me honestly, am I in that stupid book?

Tell me I’m not mentioned in that stupid book, Jewel.

I can’t believe what you did, but please assure me that I’m not in that book.

Maybe I wrote something about us playing polo, but nothing negative, Jewel.

It better not be there.

I know you’re a good guy, Nacho.

You and I played polo together.

That’s it.

If I find anything else, we’re going to have problems.